"I'm gonna kick both their asses."
$$$
(When asked why they're so energetic) "It's
all the drugs we take!"
$$$
"Kid spelled backwards is Dik!"
$$$
"There is the belief of reincarnation and everything,
and every generation there's a new baboon, and for our generation, its Jeff. Jeff is the baboon"
$$$
"I will come to your house, and I will cut you!"
$$$
"I used to clean the stupid toilets at my stupid
highschool!"
$$$
"My name is Sebastien and I play in punk rock
band Simple Plan."
$$$
Interviewer: Since you're the youngest, does that
mean you get picked on a lot?
Seb: *Thinks a bit and frowns* No, Actually!
Int.: So who do you guys like to pick on?
Seb:
I think... Jeff actually, yea.
$$$
"Pierre's really my bitch, no, I'm actually his,
I mean, I used to be a fucking janitor, of course I'm his"
$$$
"Pierre's my husband"
$$$
"They might have bigger clubs, but we have bigger
balls!"
$$$
"You see that fridge, thats going down... You
see that well, over there, thats goin' down... You see that fan up there, yepp, goin' down, Do you see.....This arcade
behind me, thats guess what goin' down.....You see that set of stairs? Thats staying there sorry!"
$$$
"There was even a big dragon, eating cars and
spitting fire!"
$$$
"When theres no top on the bus - its windy!"
$$$
"I'm all drugged up!"
$$$
"Jeff's the baboon."
$$$
"I cant beileve I ate the whole thing!"-from a
movie
$$$
"Its true, Chucks favorite color really is pink!"
$$$
"Its all good"
$$$
"Shes grabbing my ass"
$$$
"Thats right bud!" -Pierre
$$$
"He came up and said: 'Hey im Mark McGrath'....I
was like 'no..really?' "
$$$
"We listen to everything!"
$$$
(What's on your Christmas List this year?)
FOOD!
$$$
Interviewer: "What color crayon would you be and
why?"
Seb: "Indigo, cause when you're looking for a black
crayon, you pick this one. You start writing and it's blue. Then you say 'GOD DAMNIT... BOO-YAH!'"
$$$
Pat: "Seb!"
Seb: "What's up?"
Pat: "What
are you doing?"
Seb: "Just, uh, putting tape on all my stuff so a monkey can set it up."
$$$
"I run away. When people fight, I run! Run!”
$$$
"There are some people who look like aliens. Take
Jeff for instance. Our guitar player - he looks like an alien!"
$$$
"It says that if I die while doing this
tattoo they're not responsible, but they get all my stuff."
$$$
"Im not less of a man if i cry."-getting his tatoo
$$$
"If I die on stage tonight, I want you
to know that I fucked your mom."
$$$
"We're in fucking New Zealand mother fuckers!"
$$$
"So we just spent an hour with the stylist...
and you know they completely changed us and you know it was really hard but this is what we ended up wearing."
(in the same outfit)
$$$
"We still gotta party, *whisper* cause it's
my birthday"
$$$
"We're waiting for cars. They
were gonna be here 15 minutes ago ... an hour and a half ago"
$$$
"So like when I'm
80 and all wrinkled. I'll be like what the hell does SP mean, and then I'll be like "Ah, yeah, I remember". -on his tatoo
(SP)
$$$
"I get out of
the car then...oh man, then I get hit by a bus! And, um...I guess I didn't die, cuz, um, yeah...okay bye!"
$$$
Person: "Your eyes
are beautiful."
Sebastien: "Why thanks, actually thank my mommy she gave them to me!"
$$$
"Hi, i'm sebastien and i'm tying chuck's
shoe"
$$$
Before Superman ride- "I am really
scared."
On Superman ride- "You know what? You
might witness the death of singer and guitar player of Simple Plan."
After Superman ride-"That was fucking awesome!"
