1- Name:  David Desrosiers

2- Instrument: Bass and back vocals

3- Date of birth: August 29th, 1980

4- Fav. color:  Black

5- Fav bands:  Papa Roach, American Hi/Fi, Weezer, Jimmy eat world, Green Day, 22 Jacks, No Doubt, Sugar Ray,
Strung Out, Stone Temple Pilot, No Use For A Name, Lagwagon, Goldfinger,
Face to Face, Sum 41, Blink-182, Foo Fighters (in no particular order)

6- Fav. food:  Sushi

7- Fav. movie:  Grease, Pump up the volume

8- Fav. TV show:  Wonder Years

9- Fav. boyband:  Backstreet Boys

10- Fav. video game:  Pro AM (Nintendo old school)

11- Fav. book:  Kamasutra (borrowed from his sister)

12- Fav. concert: There are so many but to pick one, I would have to say EDGEFEST 2

13- Fav. magazine:  Modern Drummer

14- Fav. actor / actress:  Robin Williams/Drew Barrymore

15- Utlimate place to live:  Hawaii but he'd have to be with someone that I love!

16- Guilty pleasure:  Peeing in the shower just relaxes him

17- Previous day job:  Used to work at McDonald's in my hometown

19- Fav. superhero:  Superman

20- Pets:  Golden Retreiver: Sam the cutest (R.I.P.)

21- What gear do you use:Basses: Fender precision basses.
Strings: Dean Markley blue steel 80-105.

Directly from the Simple Plan website

Some Quotes from David:

"If you don't drink you might as well kill your self, you know."

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"Piss our french names in the snow!"

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"Is it ok if I start crying?"

(At 'Perfect' video shoot)

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"Isn't it great being in a bathtub/hot-tub naked?"

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"We're french! We speak Canadian!"

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"I think the goal is to actually KILL the band"

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David: "We almost died, because one of the lights fell in the water and we got electrocuted and ever since I can tell what women think."
Amanda: "What am I thinking of now?"
David: "My ass."

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"We destroy everything, including our own bodies."

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"Look Banana! Double Banana! That means it has two bananas in it!"

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"They're like, 'I wonder what its like to kiss a guy with a lip ring.'... Yeah! Sure you wonder!"

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"We got you a christmas present! They're grapes. But they arent normal grapes. *eats one* they have drugs in them. Who wants grapes?!"

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Rick: "Is he a liar?"
David: "No he's a laywer! Well I guess its the same thing."
Rick: "Here we go with David's humor..."

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"If I was going to sell out, I would have done it already."

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(Did you go bowling often in Matane?)

"Non...J'matane vite!"

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"Quest-ce tu dit a un chinois qui fait un abat au bowling?C'est beau Ling!"

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"The fact that we speak french make americans melt!!"

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 Pierre(to crowd): ARE YOU IN SHAPE!?
Crowd: YEAH!
David: In shape of what?
Pierre: HO Ho ho!

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"Does anyone here smoke weed?" hands are raised "Then, that mean you have lighter so put them in the air!"

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"Cover Band...Pssff...They play our songs and get payed better than us...I've never understood that!"

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"When people tell me 'Man, you're gonna be big!', I always tell them 'It would take alot for me to be big... I'm a small guy."

(about popularity)

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"Hey guys, do you remember that?"

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"Chuck, come and do your thing!"

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"We don’t say 'aboot'."

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"How the was the strip search?"

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"Holy fuck! There's a hole there!"

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"Hey look! Sushi, sushi! Raw fish."

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"Hey it, it doesn't taste that bad."

(about kangaroo food.)

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"Shut up! I'm doing... something..."

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"Oh! Look at that- Japanese boxers! I look like a fuckin' tennis player! Like a 1980's tennis player!"

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"I guess I don't know much about golf 'cuz I was, uh, driving through the sand and, uh, I tried to hit a car on the road and I guess we're getting kicked out because of my childish behavior. Sorry guys."

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"Tonight we are gonna party like it's my birthday."

(at the MMVA's)